Stuff I notice . . .

OK, I've got to post a blog with 150 words or more. Let's start! I think one of the strangest things about "The Simpsons" is the fact that the person who voices Bart is a 54 year-old woman called Nancy Cartwright, even though Bart is meant to be a 10 year-old boy. Apparently Cartwright refuses to do the voice for kids whose parents recognise her in the street because it freaks them out too much. Oh, look! 61 words at "much"! Anyway, what else? Um, skateboarders! I think that it is insane that the government tells cyclists to wear helmets while riding, and skaters can go on the road without a helmet. Is that enough words yet? 103 from "yet". I'm getting there! What else can I say? Oh, babyproofing a house is probably a bit pointless. Honestly, what self-respecting toddler would grab a butterknife, take it to a electrical outlet and shove it in? Most kids would have already cut themselves by grabbing the knife! OK, that's enough words. Goodbye!